Filling The Condoms
1. Take a condom, stretch it over the
mouth of your container.
2. Fill it with gel about a 1/3 of the way. Check for appropriate
size... this is going to be one of your balls.
3. Work the gel into the tip when you have filled it as much as you
want.
4. Tie a knot just at the top of the gel and pull the rest of the
condom back over the rest of the ball.
5. Take a second condom and drop the ball inside it twisting the condom
over the top and pulling the rest of the condom back over it. (Wouldn't
want those suckers to leak!)
6. Repeat steps 1 - 5 for the second ball.
7. For the dick, fill the condom 1/2 or more--in relation to your
body size. (Remember this is a flaccid packing piece!) Repeat the same
tying and covering steps.
Assembling The Parts
1. Take one of the knee-highs and put the
larger of the filled condoms in it so that the seam is along the side.
2. Put a second knee-high over the first so the seam is down by the
tip, but not pulled tight.
3. Pull both edges of the seam around the shaft at about where the
head should be and secure it with a stitch.
4. Either sew in place or leave unsecured depending on if you want
a circumcised penis or not. (Be careful to sew through nylons only...wouldn't
want to spring a leak.
5. Gather up the loose nylon on the underside of the shaft and sew
it with a whip stitch (around & around) the material of the outer
knee-high and the seam of the inner knee-high making the vein.
6. Put each of the balls in their own knee-high and then put 2 in
a knee-high together.
7. Sew a single stitch between the two balls to hold them in place.
Sewing The Parts
1. Position the shaft over the
balls in a realistic position and begin sewing them together by stitching
right along the base of the shaft.
2. Next sew the sides of the nylons together up about 8-10cm above
where you just were sewing across).
3. Cut the knee-highs off at the 10cm point and sew across the top.
4. Fold this flap over to the back and sew again making a loop. The
loop you can either use to safety pin your willing in your pants or
run elastic through it. If you wear fitted underwear like a jock strap
or briefs, you most likely won't need to secure it with anything.
Text by Eliot Kerwyn Daughtry -- Killer Banshee Productions